Lawyer advertising.

All hail CFO Jeff Atwater. He wants to save the public from referral services. His campaign re-election money pit should grow tenfold as trial professionals, For the Peoples in car wrecks, and all those former sheriffs' accident investigators eagerly join in his efforts.

We cant trust the free market to weed out thugs and hoodlums. Only special interest lobbyists can save us. If you are dumb enough to call, "Ask Moe, Shemp, and Larry," you may well merit your own destruction. If we start chasing people who abuse solicitation rules, we...